Rosemary “Rosie”

Services Offered: Morale Officer, Nap Supervisor, Security

Rosemary is a 4lb full-time emotional asset at House Nine. With a background in emotional support, heart healing, and bad day mending, Rosie specializes in restoring nervous systems through strategic snuggling and a playful presence.

Her daily practices include sun puddle meditation, fetch-based cardio, and supervising naps to ensure maximum coziness for all beings involved. She loves deeply, naps often, and takes playtime very seriously.

She enjoys making new friends, burrowing into blankets as if returning to the womb, and eye gazing. She dislikes strollers, wet toe beans, washing machines, and loud voices.

When not on duty, Rosie can be found curled up on the couch after a game of fetch, reminding everyone that play and rest are not optional; they are the entire point.